This site most certainly does not represent the thoughts of the Detroit Red Wings, or any member of that organ-i-zation. Turns out, they've got a whole lot more class than us.

Be warned, this site contains a preposterous amount of immaturity and colorful language. If you are easily offended, you might want to cover your eyes. Otherwise, dive in, bitches.

WE BELIEVE...

That Hockey was born in 1926;

That Hockeytown is located just northwest of Windsor, just East of Dearborn, and right the hell next to a giant tire;

That numbers have meaning, and 1, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 16 and 19 mean everything;

That the most regular season wins, post season wins, division titles, conference titles and 4 Stanley Cups in a little over a decade spells d-y-n-a-s-t-y;

That there is nothing wrong with a grown-ass man saran wrapping a dead-ass octopus to himself and wearing it for hours;

And that when men adorn the red and white winged wheel and strap blades to their feet they transcend the boundaries of mere mortals and become legends - warriors, specializing in art of crushing dreams and capturing the Cup.

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